Age now: 2
Description: LAST SEEN WEARING A TURQUOISE SWEATER WITH A BEAR ON THE FRONT, OFF-WHITE OR KHAKI PANTS AND PINK TENNIS SHOES.
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”
Baby boy wants a bite of my cheesecake
Look how vicious Rottweilers are
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
|—||Laurell K. Hamilton (via stay-ocean-minded)|
i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening
That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.