15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
couples quarrel

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up

girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.

boyfriend: -_-

assballconnector:

crimewave420:

does anyone have that picture of the skeleton and it’s like “BOY I DIE…SHIT BOY”

image

image

relahvant:

majestic

lazybonesillustrations:

Kissing Booth

Drawn in MS Paint

Smart Ideas For Smarter Cities:

badafro:

Cars. put load sof cars on the stteet so we can drive round say “doot doot” stop at the lights pick up your friends

mattressblowoutsale:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

"Moss femme" cool

communism hippie

masscracc:

You’ll do what?


OPENING CEREMONY OMOTESANDO
OPENING CEREMONY OMOTESANDO
yumilambert:

Yumi Lambert for Nasty Gal

yumilambert:

Yumi Lambert for Nasty Gal

Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.